December 18, 2009

Tweets from LeavittDC

  • Stay tuned for Complaint No. 4. on the new water dispenser. You might want to shift your day around to make sure you're here to read it.
  • I love walking out of the store with new glasses and realizing just how little I could see earlier.
  • Complaint No. 4: This thing has three buttons and three functions. But does each button do one of the functions? No.
  • I will now post the directions for room-temperature water. Keep in mind there are three buttons and three options for water temperature.
  • "Press and hold the green button until the green light flashes. Release green button and press and hold the blue button."
  • Touché. RT @kaciasng: Leavitt, my suggestion for you is to simply drink tap water from now on.
  • Admit it — you hate it too. RT @acaruso: I love how pissed you are about that thing.
  • Oh, I'm sure I'll think of something. RT @erdanton: Don't you have anything else to complain about?
  • Get ready to be underwhelmed. RT @ashleydc: I am demanding we hold our 2010 planning mtg at your offices just to see this water dispenser.

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